Burger King
My Aunt Jo and Uncle Era told me this story—an interchange, which a friend of a friend claimed to over hear. I can’t verify that it’s true, but I sure hope so, because it cracks me up every time I tell it:
A traveling couple stopped at Burger King to stretch their legs and grab a bite to eat. When they finished eating, they decided to consult their map before going back out to their car. The town which they had stopped in had a very long, hard-to-pronounce name.
Curious, they brought the map up to the counter, pointed to their location, and said to the young man behind the cash register, "Can you, very slowly, tell us where we are right now?"
The boy replied, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiiing."