Brown Stuff in the Middle
In line at McDonald's, Ken asked 5-year-old Lindsay, “You like your cheeseburger with only Ketchup, right?” Lindsay responded with, “Well, I think it tastes better when they put that brown stuff on it, too.”
Ken was about to correct her, but decided that “brown stuff” may be a more accurate way to describe Mc-burgers.
A burger without the brown stuff in the middle is pretty bland. Actually, by definition, it isn't a burger at all. And a Christian without Christ at the very center is pretty bland, as well. Actually, by definition, she isn't a Christian at all.